Posted on 27th Jul at 11:11 AM, with 146,745 notes


when your chem teacher gives u a pop quizimage

Posted on 26th Jul at 7:32 PM, with 37,698 notes


boyfrirend: “im going to take you to the sexiest restaurant in town…”


Posted on 26th Jul at 1:42 AM, with 107 notes
Anonymous asked: It's Dissmas in July, homie!! Fuck the SCROTUS, fuck anti-immigration assholes, and fuck our racist-ass Congress! Oh, and look, it's Father Dissmas riding down to say, "Ho-ho-ho! Fuck allllll cops!"


Oh shit.

Posted on 26th Jul at 1:40 AM, with 235 notes
Anonymous asked: NPR just did an unapologetically graphic piece on the conditions children endure when they flee fucking crime and murder and come to America, only to be crammed into concrete rooms and kicked and yelled at by INS agents. I wanted to throw this in the face of those protesters and be like STILL WANT TO TELL THESE KIDS TO FUCK OFF? but I realized they'd probably double down and say yes. Fuck those people.


What you got to understand is that appealing to the basic humanity of racists like these anti-immigration protesters is like appealing to the basic oxygen content of the goddamn moon.

Posted on 25th Jul at 8:30 AM, with 105,753 notes


people that are in relationships but still flirt with you anyway


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